O, Christmas Tree
I happen to be the worst person ever about getting rid of things — above is a picture of my Christmas tree, which remains propped up on my porch.
In a few months, I’m moving. Which means it’s time for me to sort through all my things and distribute them into three main categories: keep, donate, trash.
The Christmas tree will definitely be trash if I can ever get it unscrewed from the base that holds it up.